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Post by ~*Autumn Thistles*~ on Mar 12, 2006 7:32:43 GMT -5
In this game, the first player gives a stupid question.
ie.
...And then the next player gives a stupid answer, as well as the next stupid question, and the game continues forever.
ie.
And badabing! Okay? I'll start:
Why is the grass blue?
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Post by ~*Silvey*~ on Mar 12, 2006 10:17:19 GMT -5
Because a pixey dyed it so.
Where does the red fern grow?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 12, 2006 10:41:24 GMT -5
In your nose, because the boogey man said so.
Why is phonetics not pronounced the way it sounds?
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Post by ~*Autumn Thistles*~ on Mar 12, 2006 11:51:17 GMT -5
Because the "f" ran away with the sthingy!
Why is the Aurora Borealis black?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 12, 2006 12:42:09 GMT -5
Because it played when it was snowing soot.
Why is Antarctica so hot?
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Post by ~*Autumn Thistles*~ on Mar 12, 2006 12:58:24 GMT -5
Because the moon exploded and got acid rain all over it.
Why is Your Mom so Your Mom?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 12, 2006 13:05:47 GMT -5
Because your mother was a hamster and your father was an elderberry.
Why is a dingleberry called a dingleberry? x3
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Post by ~*Autumn Thistles*~ on Mar 12, 2006 13:26:37 GMT -5
Because it likes to pound my belly! *drums*
Why is the new Cbox non-transparent?
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Post by ~*Silvey*~ on Mar 13, 2006 17:14:00 GMT -5
Because teh grim reaper killed the transparenceness. ((Whether or not that is a word, I have no clue))
Why doesn't the Grim Reaper where shoes?
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Post by ~*Autumn Thistles*~ on Mar 13, 2006 17:22:07 GMT -5
Because teh fl00fehness nicked them.
Why does the sun have lunar flares?
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Overture & Arrow
Loner
I Used To Have Superpowers But My Therapist Took Them Away
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Post by Overture & Arrow on Mar 17, 2006 19:05:38 GMT -5
Because the sun is just the end of a hair-dryer with tissue paper on the ends.
Capital one. What's in your wallet?
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`Avvy
Loner
Bob Is My Home-Dawg
Posts: 64
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Post by `Avvy on Mar 18, 2006 14:04:06 GMT -5
A large and slightly rabid polar bear.
How come there isnt a homophone for homophone?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 18, 2006 14:08:53 GMT -5
Because I pick my nose with my pocket knife.
Are you cool?
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`Avvy
Loner
Bob Is My Home-Dawg
Posts: 64
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Post by `Avvy on Mar 18, 2006 14:13:42 GMT -5
there is a moose sitting in a tree playing harmonica.
why does catherine zeta jones have the word, zeta, in her name?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 18, 2006 14:15:00 GMT -5
'Cause a tapioca pudding badger is break-dancing in my clogs.
Why are apples periwinkle?
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