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Post by ~*Autumn Thistles*~ on Mar 18, 2006 14:36:25 GMT -5
'Cause I just threw number thirty out of 1101.
Why do cats enjoy being thrown into refrigerators?
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`Avvy
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Post by `Avvy on Mar 18, 2006 14:47:35 GMT -5
'cuz my fluffy seagull ate a french fry.
why do phones have the # sign on them?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 18, 2006 14:48:23 GMT -5
'Cause I played tic-tac-toe with a dying coatamundi.
Why does hop-scotch take place in a boiling pot of cow poo?
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Overture & Arrow
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Post by Overture & Arrow on Mar 18, 2006 21:49:46 GMT -5
To bring out the nice pastell colours, of course!
Why are Windows evil?
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`Avvy
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Post by `Avvy on Mar 18, 2006 21:54:11 GMT -5
because my mother made pot roast.
why are all kitties pink?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 19, 2006 12:54:49 GMT -5
'Cause I talk like a gangstah, yo.
Why are CDs nocturnal?
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Post by Glitterpaw/\Krakatua/\ on Mar 19, 2006 16:01:42 GMT -5
Cuase you gave them coffee
Why did I just lose to my younger brother??
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Overture & Arrow
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Post by Overture & Arrow on Mar 19, 2006 16:08:49 GMT -5
Because the APACOlApS IS COMING!!!!
i see you're drinking diet pepsi. is there anything else youthful you'd like to experience?
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Post by Glitterpaw/\Krakatua/\ on Mar 19, 2006 16:21:50 GMT -5
TuNa FiSh
Why is the sky blue?
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Overture & Arrow
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Post by Overture & Arrow on Mar 19, 2006 17:04:14 GMT -5
Because when Bill gates made it he ran out of colours.
Do you like macs?
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Post by Cerberus on Mar 19, 2006 17:20:50 GMT -5
I like 'em 'cause they're crunchy and they squeal when prodded with an invisible switchblade.
Why does Rapunzel live in a gigantic Tylenol that's been covered in mildew, which is in a cow's third stomach?
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Post by Glitterpaw/\Krakatua/\ on Mar 19, 2006 17:25:27 GMT -5
You ate the tylenol which was then spit out and swallowed by the cow.
Why do I have 3 eyes?
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Overture & Arrow
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I Used To Have Superpowers But My Therapist Took Them Away
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Post by Overture & Arrow on Mar 19, 2006 18:04:52 GMT -5
because the Optomitrest made a mistake in your last appointment.
Where are my murder weapons?
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Post by ~*Silvey*~ on Mar 19, 2006 21:06:25 GMT -5
Up your tail and aroung the corner... joking...
Wahtever happened to the "weapons of mass destruction* Curious George Bush rattled on about?
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Post by Mapleà on Mar 21, 2006 17:10:37 GMT -5
Aliens from outer space came and blew him up with atomic frying pans!
Why can't I get on the A honor roll?
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